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"Starchy Fingers" Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

"Starchy Fingers" Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Regular price $42.00 USD
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Celebrate that it's not flaxseed muffin month!

Even though Mrs. Kim says that "fries are the devil's starchy fingers;" we think they are hot and delicious and definitely appreciate that there's no flaxseed in them! ;) 

They're a gateway food that leads to harder things: pizza, movie popcorn, deep-fried snickers bars...

represent the best fries around with this fun sweatshirt!

  • A heavy blend sweatshirt. Crafted from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
  • Features air jet yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling.
  • Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs.
  • 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery.
  • Classic fit for everyday comfort.



Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 83.8 86.3
B) Half Chest (cm) 51 56 61 66 71 76 81.3 86.4
C) Sleeve Length (cm) 85 88 90 93 95 98 100.3 102.9



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 27.2 28 29.1 29.9 31.1 31.9 33 34
B) Half Chest (inches) 20.1 22 24 26 28 29.9 32 34
C) Sleeve Length (inches) 33.5 34.6 35.4 36.6 37.4 38.6 39.5 40.5



Care Instructions

General This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style.
Wash Machine washable in warm water with like colors.
Dry Tumble dry on medium setting.
Store Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.
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